Snark + Kissing

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May 19

irememberitsoyoudonthaveto:

Bernard Black + alcohol

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Posted at 7:14 PM 2,737 notes Tagged: if i have a kid righti can't drink for the nine months i'm pregnantand then also w=for however long i'm breastfeeding after thatso excuse me while i go and drink ALL OF THE WINE AND CIDERbernard blackblack booksbest show

Don’t mind if I do.

Don’t mind if I do.

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Posted at 7:13 PM 260 notes Tagged: brandon bolliglet me tell you how much this gif makes me wanna just ride the fuck outta himmaybe not in some random corridor obviouslywellat least only in my kinker fantasies i guessbollig is the perfect manhockey
Source: shawzys

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Posted at 7:11 PM 32,560 notes Tagged: *gently weeps*the simpsons
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sarahseeandersen: The internal monologue that goes on whenever I cave to junk food. T_T

sarahseeandersen:

The internal monologue that goes on whenever I cave to junk food. T_T

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Posted at 7:03 PM 14,479 notes Tagged: dear ketle chilli chips:YOU NEED TO STOP
Source: sarahseeandersen

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Posted at 7:02 PM 9,560 notes Tagged: or tequila in emergancies
Source: ilikeittt

que-bueno-verte: [NHL36: Chicago Blackhawks (Part 1)] Oh-duya.

que-bueno-verte:

[NHL36: Chicago Blackhawks (Part 1)]

Oh-duya.

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Posted at 6:49 PM 239 notes Tagged: that pun is never gonna get old and you can't make me stop using it every time he scores a goal or does something attractivejohnny oduyaswede jesushockeydaaaaaaaaaaaamn son
Source: que-bueno-verte

in Crow we trust 
in Crow we trust

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Posted at 3:00 AM 39 notes Tagged: corey corey i believein prep for the game coming uptumblr it is 3 am what the fucki'm so tiredso tiiiiiredbut look at corey's lovely facehe's gonna be our heroi just know itcorey crawfordhockey
Source: gguernica

May 18
aquaticwonder: Chicago Lights As an Australian, this kind of freaks me the fuck out. WHERE ARE THE TREES? WHERE ARE THE GREEN BITS? WHERE ARE THE BITS WITH NO BUILDINGS OR STREETLIGHTS?? It’s s endless and relentless and NEAT and just LIGHT LIGHT EVERYWHERE.

aquaticwonder:

Chicago Lights

As an Australian, this kind of freaks me the fuck out. WHERE ARE THE TREES? WHERE ARE THE GREEN BITS? WHERE ARE THE BITS WITH NO BUILDINGS OR STREETLIGHTS?? It’s s endless and relentless and NEAT and just LIGHT LIGHT EVERYWHERE.

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Posted at 9:32 PM 2,986 notes Tagged: not saying that likesydneyisn't crazy-overdevelopedbut maneven sydney city has trees all aroundand melbourne is like a park with a city on itand let's not even talk about adelaidegoshchicagoit's very impressiveand i absolutely want to visit one daybut i think living there would likeharm meNO OFFENSE TO THE CHICAGOANS WHO READ MY BLOG I BET YOUR CITY IS *GREAT*
Source: aquaticwonder

listedheart: actual* boyfriends Andrew Shaw and Brandon Bollig *in my head pretty much

listedheart:

actual* boyfriends Andrew Shaw and Brandon Bollig

*in my head

pretty much

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Posted at 9:28 PM 56 notes Tagged: hey remember that time andrew shaw and brandon bollig?yeah it was awesomeandrew shawhotshawcebrandon bolligbollig is the perfect manhockey
Source: listedheart

Thanks, boys.

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Posted at 9:23 PM 191 notes Tagged: cue sixty five million ficswhere seabs will only drink orange gatoradeand duncs will only drink blueCALLING ITTHIS IS ME CALLING ITbrent seabrookseabsduncan keithduncsseabs and duncsis duncs like the only player ever who gets his main nicknametaken from his given name rather than his last?what a special snowflake he ishockey
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