Snark + Kissing: Archive

Anonymous asked: I must get a tumblr account, if only to reboot all the gorgeous pics and gifs and clips.

Anyway, yes re Ray's thoughts on Brad's ex! In my fanon/canon, Ray hates Brad's ex because of how she damaged him. But he's also grateful to her and his dumbass ex-best friend, because otherwise Brad would never have given up on them and his relationships with them. Brad...

Feb 27th

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The Brad/Ray in Bomb in the Garden is fucking off...

I’m on the wrong computer for visual evidence, but the whole bit with the ‘Where the fuck did you go? You haven’t said two words since Baghdad’ and the look of concern on Brad’s face? And then Ray going off to play football and Brad’s “Back in the land of the living” and then smile of absolute, all-encompassing love and affection he gives as Ray...

Feb 27th

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Holy fuck

Watching Gen Kill on TV and LIVE DOC WITH A BABY JUST HAPPENED. I’m gonna need a fucking minute.

Feb 27th

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James Franco's weed for best supporting substance.

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Bigelow is so fucking hot

I still ship her/Renner Ugh, I also feel like I should mention that I saw The Hurt Locker like, thirty times, and thought she did an AMAZING job with it. I cried when she won. But also, she is super hot.

Feb 27th

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You know if Nate Fick and Ray Person hosted the...

anniemate: LMAO yes. Oh god, I can’t even. PERFECT.

Feb 27th

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frostedwindows: Good lord he’s hot.

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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FLO!

She is perfect. I’m gonna cry.

Feb 27th

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So exactly how stoned does everyone think Franco...

Like, on a scale of one to comatose?

Feb 27th

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CAN'T. BREATHE.

DYING.

Feb 27th

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"I should have gotten a hair cut"

robotlauren: this guy rocks. He is AMAZING.

Feb 27th

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Fuck I hope Restrepo wins.

Even thought Junger kind of pisses me off sometimes.

Feb 27th

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"OK CONGRATULATIONS NERDS."

parcequejtmbb: YOU FUCKING TROLL. I CHOCKED ON FRIES LOOOOL.

Feb 27th

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Wow, they're loading on the Aussie presenters...

Probably because they knew they were gonna screw us in the awards.

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Trent has come a long way from 'I wanna fuck you...

Feb 27th

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JAMES, NO.

BUT ALSO YES.

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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YES SHAUN TAN YESSSSS!

Fuck yeah Australia!!

Feb 27th

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Anne. Anne, you're beautiful.

But you’re embarrassing me. Calm down just a little.

Feb 27th

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HUGH JACKMAN IS LAUGHING

anniemate: theveinsofhistory: WHY DOES EVERYONE IN AUSTRALIA THINK THEY’RE FUNNY COLIN FIRTH ISN’T LAUGHING. HE’S BRITISH. HE’S BRITISH.

Feb 27th

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...this is really, really awkward. Time to pop the...

Feb 27th

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Oh, James

Feb 27th

accol asked: You said: " UGH SO HOT WANT HIM NOW. I refuse to be ashamed for having a crush on a porn star. Even one who’s all smirky and arrogant and who has his porn name tattooed on his leg like a douche."

LOL ACCURATE. The way his mouth turns up at the corners.... unf.

Feb 27th

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Oh, Australia.

I didn’t think anything could be more embarrassing than the E! red carpet coverage, but then I started watching the Aussie show. Richard Wilkins - sit DOWN. But I am, as ever, charmed by Carl Stefanovic. He called Melissa Leo’s gown a ‘nice shirt-y thing’. Well done, sir. Well done.

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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That awkward moment where you go to type 'Corbin...

It shouldn’t work, because it’s actually Korben Dallas, but I do it anyway. And I love Bruce Willis, and I love gay twink porn, but they are two great tastes that do not taste great together.

Feb 26th

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