Snark + Kissing

kein-teivz:

hockey is fun, patrick kane said

Well, Patrick Kane can eat me is what Patrick Kane can do.

(via glitterandbrine)

Nobody talk to me about hockey for the next 24 hours.

This is temporarily an ‘anything but hockey’ blog.

Ok good.

Anonymous asked: ✪ Shawzy/Bollig....

Hopefully this one will be finished in the not-too-distant future (although my writing mojo has been spotty at best, lately). Comes with an assist from puckling, but not in this part.

“Yeah, yeah, I’m awake.” Brandon ran a hand over his face, and then looked down at the knife he was washing. He and Shawzy had once had an all out, throw-’em-down screaming match over Shawzy throwing his good kitchen knives in the dishwasher instead of handwashing them like he should. “They’re my fucking knives! What do you even care?” “Because you’re fucking doing it just to piss me off and you and I both know it, asshole!” That had ended in some of the best sex of Brandon’s life to date, Shawzy straddling him in a kitchen chair, ducking his head to spit filthy and uncaring on Brandon’s cock, jerking him off too hard and fast before rubbing himself off on Brandon’s abs, using Brandon’s own come to ease the way. They’d ended up on the floor, because obviously the chair had fucking broken, and about five seconds after his orgasm Shawzy had been bitching Brandon out again.

He looked at Andrew now, his impatient face, the tee he’d changed into a little tight and low necked like he thought he was fucking Stals or someone. There were bruises peeking out around his collarbone, and Brandon had to consciously school his face into a frown.

“What?”