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Posts tagged i mean

May 16

missmollyetc:

team87:

http://photobucket.com/team87

You take your cheekbones and cyborgian jawline straight to hell, sir.

I don’t need this right now, Crosby. Go away and try again in the offseason.
Posted at 10:44 PM 103 notes Tagged: sidney crosbyi've got no time for you or your teami care nothing for your fat mouth or your stupid jawline or your lovely lovely eyesi meanbasically i hope we get to see you cry at least once before you fail to win the cupand i don't even mean that in a kinky wayi wanna destroy you(NOT IN A KINKY WAY)and so I can't be feeling attracted to youso just take your curls and your scruffand go homesidbothockey
Source: team87

May 12
emmascrazyworld: Remember that one time at the hawks convention when patrick sharp had to wear kaners jersey because he lost a bet? WOW. JUST. WOOOOOW.

emmascrazyworld:

Remember that one time at the hawks convention when patrick sharp had to wear kaners jersey because he lost a bet?

WOW.

JUST.

WOOOOOW.

(via alotlikehoney)
Posted at 2:13 PM 247 notes Tagged: yeah sharpy you 'lost a bet'it must be so horrible to wear kaner's jerseyi meanwe can tell by how often you PUBLICALLY PRAISE AND STICK UP FOR HIMthat you think he's JUST THE WORSTand you don't wanna be his best friend AT ALLand you don't call him lil peekaboo and cuddle him and say you like his curlsand call him your favourite playerand say you're the president of his fan cluband say he's the only player you'd let hold your daughterAND SAY HE'S YOUR DAUGHTER'S FAVOURITE PLAYER TOOand justnone of thatnone of that comes into this AT ALLit just must be AWFUL IN EVERY WAYto wear thisI'msosurepatrick sharpbeautiful hockey trollpatrick kanelil peekaboolil trollyboohockey
Source: emmascrazyworld

May 2
mike rupp crawls back to the bench after losing his skate blade

mike rupp crawls back to the bench after losing his skate blade

(via mhossa)
Posted at 7:32 AM 1,736 notes Tagged: i meani want to crush them until they're nothing but a greasy smear of failed hopes and dreams on the icebut i felt so bad for himaww hunhungo get yourself sorted outmike rupphockey
Source: fleurys

Apr 2

Oh, well, okay then.
Posted at 8:57 PM 317 notes Tagged: right before i go to bedlike i needed to be thinking about sharpy's fingersand him going down on mei meanwhat?patrick sharpbeautiful hockey trollhockey
Source: infinitesaadness

Mar 22

(via seabsie)
Posted at 10:00 PM 488 notes Tagged: excellentnow if you would be so kind as to make out with each other a bitthat'd be awesomei meani just wanna see sharpy kissing his way down kaner's jawlinewhile kaner tips his head back and kind of laughs-gasps as how good it feelsand sharpy grins a lot and calls him 'peeks'mmmmmyes pleasepatrick kanelil peekaboopatrick sharpbeautiful hockey trolllil trollyboohockey
Source: kanershuffles

Feb 22
Nope.

Nope.
Posted at 7:45 PM 142 notes Tagged: this picture gave me a heartattack on my lunch break todayit was horriblei don't know why he thinks he can get away with looking so fucking hotlikethis is really untoward PATRICKthat grey henleyi die and just put this picture on my gravestoneoh godi meani just wanna fuck him so badit's terriblelook at how AWFUL he ishe's exactly my type :(his smile is perfecti think i'm having another momentoh nohis CHAINIT'S SO HORRIBLEIT'S LIKE AS THICK AS MY THUMBWHAT IS HE THINKING OFWHY DO I WANNA LICK ALONG HIS NECK RIGHT WHERE THE CHAIN SITSI HATE EVERYTHING...okayokay i'm donecarry onpatrick kanelil peekaboohockeyscottie pippenhi scottie
Source: futuresaad

Dec 13

Photos by Mark Abrahams

Oh man. Daddy issues up to here.

(via thelaughingmagician)
Posted at 8:21 PM 1,172 notes Tagged: jst bend me over those thighs and have at dudei meanuhmove alongnothing to see heredaniel craigjames bondboys boys boys
Source: because-i-should

Dec 1
Because my Bollig/Shawzer chatfic has been making the rounds again (thanks, Puck!)

Because my Bollig/Shawzer chatfic has been making the rounds again (thanks, Puck!)
Posted at 11:12 PM 37 notes Tagged: siiiiize differenceSIZEDIFFERENCEno but I am even smaller than Shawzyhe's what5'10?that's still nine inches taller than mei would be TINY compared to bolligunnnnnfi'm just gonnai meangoodnight tumblrbrandon bolligbollig is the perfect manandrew shawhotshawcebeefsauce?nono beck
Source: morinlovewithpirri

Nov 29

Yes.

(via laydownanywhere)
Posted at 10:08 PM 2,396 notes Tagged: daniel craigdaddyi meanumANYWAYboys boys boys
Source: mypreciousjomo

Nov 25
His apathy is so beautiful to me.

His apathy is so beautiful to me.

(via toewslake)
Posted at 8:42 PM 657 notes Tagged: I'm liking hallsy more and more latelyi should probably give him a tag so when i end up writing dirty smut about him it can all be neatly organisedi meani'm not writing dirty smut about hallsytaylor hallbboilershockey
Source: toewslake

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