Snark + Kissing

May 2

i put my tea on my computer adapter to keep it warm longer

raincityruckus:

hashtag brilliant queen of everything

Oh my god.

You’re either going to die a hero or revolutionise the world.

Apr 26

raincityruckus:

I have great skin. And eyebrows.

And everything.

Apr 7

raincityruckus replied to your post: Every time I see chorizo in the deli counter it looks amazing and then it’s $20/lb and I pass. Ditto the sopressatta

may i adjust your recipe? when you finish the chorizo add a handful of basil, lemon juice, a splash of white wine and deglaze the pan. then just drain your pasta and finish it for a minute in your chorizo pan goodness

FIVE MINUTES. FIVE MINUTES, KAYLA. AND MADE WITH STUFF I ALREADY HAVE LYING AROUND. You know how often i just have white wine lying around? As long as it takes me to DRINK IT. (I do occasionally add basil though that’s a very good point).

Apr 5

(via essieincinci)

raincityruckus:

bryarly:

“I’m sad.”

“OK. I’ll lick you until you’re not sad.”

“…OK.”

beck, this should be us okay. you can lick my face until i’m happy again

Ugh, I love you I love you I love you. I would lick your face until you were happy if that’s what it took. I’m going to bed, but remember that you’re awesome for the rest of the day, and then tomorrow I will remind you again.

Mar 29

raincityruckus:

queeniegalore:

Guys, I’m home alone tonight, if I watch a scary movie will you all hold my hand?

baby i will always be there to hold your ~~boob~~ hand

I think it’s your CLASS that I love the most.

This movie has PJ Ransone in it, boo. I super hope he doesn’t die, but maybe DOES get a little messed up.